Today, November 16, 2004, Brutus the Buckeye was practicing his "mascotingness" in the Horseshoe. Suddenly a pack of ugly, nasty, smelly, dirty, icky, evil Wolverines parachuted into the stadium and grasped a flabbergasted Brutus. The head Wolverine, Wally, hog tied Brutus while the others held him down. He was then hoisted away to the ugly, nasty, smelly, dirty, icky, evil Michigan Empire.
By: Julie, Nate, Zane and Andrea
Last revised: April 20, 2004